Stan
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Dearest, most exquisite guests! The Platform has the pleasure to invite to the stage our beloved expert and influencer, Stan Kowalski! Let’s give Stan the applause he deserves! — exclaimed the presenter, raising his hands in the air. The crowd cheers vividly.
Stan blinks a bit anxiously with one eye and staring at the crowd slowly walks up to the podium. After a little struggle he walks onto it to start the lecture.
Have you ever felt like your life is out of control? I did… but whenever I’m sad I remember that we are not our possessions, and everything passes. Above all, focus on buying experiences, not things.
See? — jumps in the presenter — Definitely not JUST another grass mower!